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"The games not over til it's over"

When asked what time it was, Yogi said "do you mean now"

90% of the putts that are short don't go in.

He's a big glog in their machine.

The future ain't what it used to be.

"You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going becauce you might not get there."

"I baseball, you don't know nothing"

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."

Yogi's wife Carmen: "Yogi, you are from St Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" Yogi: "Surprise me."

"Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical."

"It ain't the heat, it's the humity."

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"You can see a lot by observing."

"If you come to a fork in the road take it."

Yogi ordered a pizza, the waitress asked how many pieces do you want your pie cut? Yogi responded, "4, I don't think I could eat 8."

"You have to give 100% in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what is left."

Yogi met Georde Bush during a election campaign. Bush said Texas was important. Yogi said "Yexas has a lot of electrical votes."

After seeing the opera Tosca, Yogi remarked, "I really liked it, even the music was nice."

"A nickel isn't worth a dime today."

"Little League Baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."

How to calculate certain stats

Note: A plate appearance is any time a player steps up to the plate. At-bat: Subtract sacrifices, walks, times hit by a pitch from plate appearances Batting average: Divide hits by at-bats. Slugging percentage: Divide total bases by at-bats. Earned run average: Multiply the number of earned runs by 9, then divide by the number of innings pitched. On base percentage: Add hits, walks, instances of reaching first base on a dropped third strike and times hit by pitcher and divide that sum by the sum of at-bats, walks, times hit by pitcher and sacrifices. Fielding percentage: Add putouts and assists, then divide the sum by the quantity of putouts plus assists plus errors. Save percentage: Saves divided by save opportunities. Save: A pitcher saves a game when he 1) enters the game with his team winning; 2) could be the finishing pitcher (and is not the winning pitcher of record when he enters the game); 3) and meets one of the following criteria: 1) has a lead of no more than three runs and has the opportunity to pitch at least one inning; 2) has pitched at least three innings regardless of score and the scorekeeper decides to credit him with the save; 3) has entered the game with the tying run on base, deck or at-bat.